India Gate [New Delhi]

A Great Joke !!!!

Once Laloo Yadav, Sonia Gandhi, a saint and a schoolboy were traveling by a private plane.Suddenly the engine caught fire and the pilot came out shouting, "This plane is going to crash! And we have only four parachutes and there are five

of us in the plane. Since I am a very important Indian Airlines pilot I am taking one parachute and getting out of here."

Saying this he rushed to the luggage area grabbed one parachute and jumped off the plane.Sonia Gandhi said, "Since I am the future Prime Minister of India I am very important and have to live !" She also grabbed a parachute and jumped Laloo Yadav

said, "I am the king-maker of this country, the most honest politician of India ....and above all the most intelligent person living in this country, and the most intelligent person must live !" Saying so Laloo went to the luggage area, grabbed one and jumped off the plane. The old saint said to the school boy, "There is only one parachute left, and there are two of us. I am an old man and don't need to live any more. You take the last parachute and jump." The school boy said, "Don't worry ! There are still two parachutes left with us ! The most intelligent person, Laloo Yadav, jumped off the plane with my school bag !"

Thats Our Incredible India !!! Great Tourist Attractions...

Indias poverty declined to 32 pc in 2009-10: Plan panel est

Indias poverty is estimated to have declined to 32% in 2009-10 from 37.2% five years ago, as per preliminary findings of the Planning Commission. The estimates are based on the formula suggested by the Tendulkar Committee for computing the number of poor in the country. "2009-10 data show a decline in poverty from 37.2% in 2004-05 to 32% in 2009-10 as the per the preliminary data worked out the (Plan panel member) Abhijit Sen," Planning Commission Deputy Chairman Montek Singh Ahluwalia told reporters here.

Tendulkar Committee had suggested that poverty should be estimated on the basis on consumption based on cost of living index instead of caloric intake. It said that the basket of goods should also include services like health and education.

The new poverty line, as suggested by the Tendulkar Committee, is different for rich and poor states and also different for rural and urban areas within a state.

"These are preliminary data... Abhijit Sen has worked on them...He has reported that the 2009-10 data show a decline in poverty from 37% in 2004 to 32% in 2009.

I agree with Sen. I agree with his assessment," Ahluwalia said.

He added that the National Sample Survey, which conducts large sample surveys every five years, will launch its next round in 2011-12.

"When the second sample survey (for 2011-12) becomes available by 2013 then we will really know whether the effort to make the 11th Plan more inclusive have been successful or not," Ahluwalia said.

Speaking on the issue, Minister of State for Planning Ashwini Kumar said, "This, of course, is in the process of being reviewed. Once we have the exact figures of 2009-10 we will be able to know whether poverty estimates have come down and what is the exact position".

He said the Tendulkar Committee has applied a particular methodology, which had been accepted by the Planning Commission.

"There is a lot of confusion in everybodys mind about what are the yardsticks, what is the committee that has an accurate estimate of poverty index," Kumar added.

Estimates of poverty are important because the cheap grains under proposed Food Security law will be provided based on these numbers.